Yeah I know, everybody wants me to be happy, everybody wants to help me. But usually when they find out they can’t they get frustrated and stop talking to me, or they trick me into buying them ice cream and then shove me into a clothes dryer. Which, I didn’t want to happen with you guys, so I wanted to make sure that you felt like you could help me.
— Abed Nadir (Community 1x17, Physical Education.)