now they are fucking making square melons, what kind of stuff are they gonna make next, toasters that fucking toast 3 toasts. no thats fucking not cool i like my melons round, now they are making them fucking square i dont get those fucking asian’s thinking just cause they are superior in technology they can tamper with my favorite fruits, NO THATS NOT COOL WHY WOULD THEY DO SUCH A FUCKING THING
these melons are pretty swell, no crazy wizards fucking them up or turning them into mini melons, these ones are all natural melons
All I need is my melons, a longboard and some lube then I’m good to go
I covered honey all over my face and my dog licked it off and his tongue got in my mouth… Does that make me gay?
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
The elemelons
I MADE THIS JOKE FIRST goddamnit
i can second that claim
was this reallly…. where it all began??? but how
Where is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?
here he is
Swigity swelon, I’m a melon.
swiggity swag the melon stag
