im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
officialkylieminoguedragqueen:
*wears an oversized leather jacket and messy hair* *leans up against some walls*
you know when you’re not even cold but you’re wearing a snow-grade jacket indoors anyway and people keep asking you questions like
“are you cold?”
shut the hell up do i look cold I’m wearing a massive goddamn coat here
season 3 episode 16- Doppelgangland
