• person: get your license
  • me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

kyoufushimi:

*looks around nervously*
*discreetly enters the manga section of the public library*

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blindbeards0llux:

no mom im not a “shrek fan” im a brogre

(via iguanamouth)

treyner:

*walks into an animal shelter*

*slams my hand on the table*

i’d like your ugliest dog.

slugfucking:

mitochondria 。◕‿◕。

genetic materials (◡‿◡✿)

nervous binary fission (◕‿◕✿)

enzymes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

mitosis (✿ ♥‿♥)

cutie elements nervously bonding to create compounds ♥(ノ´∀`)

cells having squirmy little osmosis   ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

(via ticklemehomo)

stupidstagram:

EVERY TIME IT SNOWS I CAN’T THINK OF ANYHTING BUT THIS 

(via timeanustestified)

blissfullittlemissleading:

*seduces you with my extensive knowledge of buffy the vampire slayer*

(via boredn0w)