GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG
me and pear were just talking about how i filmed this and theyre yelling in the bg
(via grossberg)
tfw u want it to be summer already but u also deeply fear the passage of time :/
- Me: *goes to job interview*
- Me: *Is a fake ass bitch*
- Me: *Tells employer nothing but bold faced lies*
- Employer: You’re hired!
- Me as im leaving the office: YOU THOUGHT I WAS A HARD WORKING INDIVIDUAL YOU THOUGHT BITCH! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO PUT YOUR COMPANIES INTEREST AHEAD OF MY OWN! ALL I WANT IS YOUR MONEY!
- Employer: What was that?
- Me: Im looking forward to starting Monday :)
A Unicorn
- family member: what are you doing with your life?
- me: it's a surprise
*sees dog while in the car*
*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*
(via mavdpie-remade)
“I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”
Well
(via dollydollspookprincess)
