officialprincessjasmine:

dontknowwhattosayexcepthi:

officialprincessjasmine:

flirting with white boys like “have you ever kissed a girl with lips?”

White women have beautiful lips that come in all shapes and sizes so of course white boys kiss girls with lips….all the time.

why are white people so boring 

(via beyonceprivilege-deactivated201)

(via kimojunk)

pervgurt:

If ur pets dont like him he aint da one

(via candiedmoon-deactivated20170403)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:
“ It’s 7pm on valentines day and they only buying cards now u already know these white men sleepin on the couch
”

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

It’s 7pm on valentines day and they only buying cards now u already know these white men sleepin on the couch

(via plasticbile-moved)

murmurs “lemme go pop my tampon out” sexily in ur ear

Dean: “Abed, you’re special. Can’t you just stand at the scene of the crime and see what happened?”

(via iwilleatyourenglish)

grumpysalmon:
“ hmm… Tru
”

grumpysalmon:

hmm… Tru