Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have?
its just you and me buddy
stinky: abstract art is bad because it looks like a child made it
thinky: the art children make is often really, really good
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heres a neat little quiz for getting your real life stats
http://www.kevinhaw.com/add_quiz.php
tell me what you get
heres my fucking embarrassing textbook nerd stats
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it’s sexyphobic when you guys make posts about being ugly and it makes handsome motherfuckers like myself feel bad
(me taking my meds) if your brain can’t produce its own serotonin and norepinephrine, store-bought is fine
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- me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore
this entire experience was so surreal and I had to share it immediately
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- me: look i'm straight but i would totally make an exception for scarlett johansson
- me: or natalie dormer
- me: or kristen stewart
- me: or felicia day
- me: or taylor swift
- me: or eliza taylor
- me: or that chick from that comercial
- me: or the girl who served me at mcdonalds
- me: or that really pretty girl over there
- me:
- me:
- me: wait
- me: ooooohhhhhhhhh
do not date people like me…i will take you to art museums and laugh at all of the private parts on the white marble statues
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