[holding myself firmly by the neck like a yowling squirming kitten] This Minor Setback Is Not The End Of The World
(via creekfiend)
The thing about girls is they’ll be in a relationship with the most random man. They will find people you didn’t even know god could make
curling iron burn and hot glue gun burn are a lesbian ciuole
couple
hate hate hate that anxiety translates over into physical symptoms like what the fuck you’re supposed to be a MENTAL illness
(via 4est-nymph)
oh so now I’m “gay” just because I have a lot of gay thoughts and gay feelings?
me when i was straight in 7th grade
(via notpietromaximoff)
I need a gaudy house so bad. gaudy houses are essential for the soul
Science didnt make it possible to synthesize any color you could possibly imagine just to make your house eggshell white. im just saying.
(via supermariomamafucker)
Slowly rotting bananas are always a banana bread opportunity i wish life always worked like that
(via smokedsalmoniloveyou)
you cannot be putting two white guys with the same haircolor in the same movie how am i fuckin supposed to tell whos who what is this spot the difference
(via thatbitchsimone)
I can’t donate my body to science what if it goes to a medical school and when the students crack open my torso and the professor says “I’m sorry these are the stupidest organs I’ve ever seen”
(via friendlyinternetmeerkat)
6 year old girl: *accidentally spills juice*
Parents: no one will marry u if u do that
(via sunflowerbutch)
seeking jobs that are ethical and fun for women with mental illness. part time hours and a minimum of 5 grand per month pay (non negotiable)
(via liathepenguinologist)