I can not express how HYSTERICAL I am over the way my roommates decided to cut my cake
This is how I found it this morning and I am THIS CLOSE 👌🏻 to murdering someone
In case anyone wants an update, they left this minuscule square so they wouldn’t have to wash the plate. I am, and I can not stress this enough, LOSING MY MIND
Every morning the people around me wake up and they choose VIOLENCE
