January 5th, 2018 at 3:07AM

thejoey:

birdbian:

if anyone ever said “hecking” in front of me in real life I would be forced to strike them to death and I would not be held accountable by any just laws

Me I’d fake a smile and nod and briefly break eye contact

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19,037 notes #i have a friend who says it sometimes and it always like breaks reality for me for a sec#like when a character in a movie breaks the 4th wall