vampireapologist-archive-deacti:
vampireapologist-archive-deacti:
I used to hate “wildlife” explanations for cryptids like calling Mothman a Barred owl etc., because I truly couldn’t comprehend a person mistaking something like an owl for a red-eyed human sized monster, but I worked as a park naturalist for a year and this isn’t hyperbole or a joke. I absolutely get it now and based on public accounts of wildlife I had to take down I literaly actually could believe Bigfoot has been an opossum this entire time.
Don’t get me WRONG Bigfoot is REAL it’s just probably most people haven’t really seen him and that’s my professional opinion