Do you ever see a woman on the train Performing Femininity Perfectly (Like On TV) imeanlike petite with perfectly wavy hair past her shoulders immaculate but subtle makeup and nice neat clothes with a nice bag and nice shoes and you wonder does she know she’s doing it? Is it hard or easy for her? Has she always done it? Have I ever, on my way to a date or a job interview, fooled someone else into thinking I was doing it perfectly? Could I do it if I really, really tried?
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#i go through phases of thinking I Can Do That And Then I’ll Be Happy Forever but im a chronically sloppy unwell bitch#like looking back on my life u can see that there is something intrinsic to my nature that makes me incapable of dressing normal#and the sunglasses and scooter I’ve acquired. well thay don’t help