babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

ilovecalc2:

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

(via lipid)

witch-without-gender:

clonehub:

once-a-lurker:

clonehub:

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

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Thatโ€™s exactly how I read it too Iโ€™m so sorry op

(via excusemethatsnotcanon)

asker

meatswitch asked: Where does lasagna come from?

slumbermancer:

e-seal:

slumbermancer:

slumbermancer:

e-seal:

slumbermancer:

slumbermancer:

e-seal-deactivated20210319:

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called โ€œcookbooksโ€ that anyone can cast

thought it comes from caves

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

easy mistake

ah, nuts

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

you are thinking of quartz again

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systemshocker:

thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*

(via zsnes)

yungterra-blog:

yungterra:

look at this fucking opossum

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(via hackercult)

drkshdwbnch:

dubious-dyke:

drkshdwbnch:

c3po:

fool me once: umm okey..

fool me twice: wtf o_O

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

w..what rips

😎

(via iwilleatyourenglish)

antfucker98:
“ titantatakai:
“ yuno-no-kyoku:
“ why is his avatar a cracker
”
His username is antfucker98 and you’re gonna ask why his avatar is a cracker
”
im a girl
”

antfucker98:

titantatakai:

yuno-no-kyoku:

why is his avatar a cracker

His username is antfucker98 and you’re gonna ask why his avatar is a cracker

im a girl

(via liathepenguinologist)

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irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

(via gaylor-moon)