men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say
Men will see a mouse and eat it
No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.
A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer
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me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can
i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck
Thatโs exactly how I read it too Iโm so sorry op
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meatswitch asked: Where does lasagna come from?
thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*
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c3po:
fool me once: umm okey..
fool me twice: wtf o_O
fool me three times i piss so hard it rips
w..what rips
😎
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why is his avatar a cracker
His username is antfucker98 and you’re gonna ask why his avatar is a cracker
im a girl
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If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
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