shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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c4liforniacation:

cock:

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

who did you have to kill to get that URL

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iamoutofideas:

mrchristmass1:

official-venom-snake:

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

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icarusfellintomyarms:

I can’t identify the emotion this woman’s commentary is making me feel

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dwergaz:

aleph-null-47:

dwergaz:

dwergaz:

aleph-null-47:

aleph-null-47:

zagreus:

dwergaz:

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

what language is this

english

but in 3018

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

listen to me

dude what the fuck

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

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billbuttlicker-:

i’m a film student

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officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

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jhon-doe-smokes:

kimreesesdaughter:

trappedsou11:

Oh my god

This is still my favorite cinematic masterpiece. The slow motion really makes it.

His shot was pristine though.

(via one-real-summer)

sandsvendor100:

I’m Always Wrapping My Wet Cute Lips Around The Barrel Of A Gun For The Most Thorough Clean But Youre All So Weak Your Cant Even Handle A Single Bullot In Your Gullot

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tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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