starwarsgraphictee:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

yo show up at my wake and walk upstairs to the bedroom to say goodbye but instead of a casket you find out my body’s in one of these

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one time my childhood friend was playing outside in this same turtle sandbox and she got tired so she laid down in the sand and covered it and fell asleep and her mom couldn’t find her and they put out an amber alert and the cops came and questioned my 10 year old ass because I was “the last person to see her alive”

(via sempiternus-noctem)

ghostextremist:

ghostextremist:

my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

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(via krawps)

dualvco:
“ rahulssecondblog:
“ An artist has made glass shells for hermit crabs so he can watch what they are doing.
”
Pervert
”

dualvco:

rahulssecondblog:

An artist has made glass shells for hermit crabs so he can watch what they are doing.

Pervert

(via jacisdeadlonglivejac-deactivate)

(via zsnes)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

(via zsnes)

sapiophobic:
“ metaflesh:
“ i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about
”
Nutrients
”

sapiophobic:

metaflesh:

i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about

Nutrients

(via unico2)

wizardjpeg:

you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up

(via eastegg-deactivated20200528)