julie, while eating pistachios: “aww a baby one, so cute… ugh it tasted weird. thats why babies should not exist.”
Julie: “One time this guy liked my sweater”
me: someone got asked out cutely at mixfest
julie: well fuck you cute people i hate all of you you’re gonna break up and cry a lot and hate each other… *gasps* im mean!
im shOWERING. WITH JULIE. NOW.
julie is crying because its may fourth. may the fourth be with you.
“oh my GOD what’s WRONG WITH ME? … guys I need to pee again.”
“do you have cash?”
“no.”
“OH MY GOD YOU’RE SUCH A POINTLESS BITCH!”
this actually really hurt my feelings