June 7th, 2023 at 3:12PM

slimegargoyle:

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the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

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August 10th, 2021 at 3:18PM

itmeansapricot:

lakevida:

at least tumblr hot takes are written by an overwhelming majority of just weird nerds and teens who don’t hang out with other gays… on twitter you can stumble upon any unbelievably bad opinion and discover it was written by an nbc showrunner who married the ceo of a startup that converts rental properties into oil wells. like at least nobody here has money or influence

#listen…tumblr is like the great mouse detective/american tail/ratatouille/rescuers rodent microcosm of reality#we live parallel lives but the stakes and consequences are proportionally tiny and sound like angry squeaking to people passing by#like#explain fandom drama to someone who isn’t extremely logged on and all they will precieve is 🐀 ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵉᵉᵖ

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April 17th, 2021 at 10:01PM

lovenovel:

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February 28th, 2021 at 5:30PM

heavenverging-deactivated202111:

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May 23rd, 2020 at 10:48PM
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errorschacha:

It’s possible to build a fully nonfunctional geostationary satellite out of common household odds and ends.

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November 29th, 2018 at 9:57PM

bean-mama:

Trichia decipiens. Found this beautiful specimen of slime mold in Berthusen Park in northern WA. Starts out white, then pink, red, and finally becoming brown.

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8,835 notes #not to get too personal but this is what my pussy looks like bc i have genital warts#CHKCASHJ SORRY if u don’t like it unfollow#its true
July 26th, 2018 at 5:02PM

kramergate:

kramergate:

hot sauce is an essential food group and that’s why some of you are super weird. you got hot sauce vitamin deficiencies

you don’t listen to enough sea shanties either.

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April 10th, 2018 at 10:03PM
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March 18th, 2018 at 2:19AM

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

horses are just dogs that have clear boundaries, who you can also ride around

i don’t actually know anything about horses besides that i think theyre cute

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March 3rd, 2018 at 10:21PM
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punkrorschach:

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July 18th, 2017 at 8:56PM

Whenever im in downtown palo alto for work my inner goddess is like *little butler voice* these people have too much money!!!!

#this joke is a double deep cut n idc#its true
May 12th, 2017 at 8:00PM
yesterdaysprint: “ Folk-lore from Adams County, Illinois, 1935 ”

yesterdaysprint:

Folk-lore from Adams County, Illinois, 1935

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January 12th, 2017 at 2:16AM
ā€¦first you get sickā€“then you get sickerā€“then you get not quite so sickā€“then you get hardly sick at allā€“then you get a little sickerā€“then you get a lot sickerā€¦ — Edna St. Vincent Millay, from a letter to Arthur Davison Ficke featured in Savage Beauty: The Life of Edna St. Vincent Millay
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December 29th, 2016 at 2:37PM

me enjoying mcelroy content

lulurantis:

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December 20th, 2016 at 12:46PM
coolhandofagirl: “sosbrutalism: “ The mother of all Brutalist Metro systems with no fewer than 32(!) waffle slab vault stations: Harry Weese: Washington Metro, 1968–1991 http://sosbrutalism.org/cms/17140123 Photo: Jeremy Segrott 2015 (CC BY 2.0) ” we...

coolhandofagirl:

sosbrutalism:

The mother of all Brutalist Metro systems with no fewer than 32(!) waffle slab vault stations:

Harry Weese: Washington Metro, 1968–1991

http://sosbrutalism.org/cms/17140123

Photo: Jeremy Segrott 2015 (CC BY 2.0)

we luv brutalism in dc

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