HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP this person illustrated my ridiculous post and I love it.
This is awesome.
Meet the real life mermaid who swims with jellyfish and can hold her breath under water for up to five minutes
Linden Wolbert travels the world as a full time professional mermaid and uses her custom-made 6ft tail to propel her through the water.
The 32-year-old freediver and model can swim to depths of 115ft and uses her skills to promote ocean conservation and education.
(via blessphemy)
SO HE WAS HOT THE WHOLE TIME AND WE JUST DIDN’T KNOW IT.
I knew, I KNEW.
this is the craziest fucking dildo, i couldnt even use it and i still want it
i wanna wear it like a crown or something goddamn
oh my god they’ve crossed the threshold from dildoes to beautiful abstract sculpture
so glad they are doing doublepeens now
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
What Obama is REALLY doing with our tax money.
his approval rating just shot up to 400% synchronization
(via iwilleatyourenglish)
staceythinx:
These photos of camouflaged animals by Art Wolfe are like the “Where’s Waldo” of the animal kingdom. You can see more here.
Patience.
(via slipstreamborne)