So I’m walking around this place called SweetXO & they sell candy & socks… That’s my sh*t!
STRANGE BUT COOL:
Scientists have recently unearthed these crystal penises buried in various places in the US. These crystal penises have been carbon dated and it’s shown they’ve been here since before the vikings visited America thousands of years ago. They’re perfectly sculpted and show gorgeous anatomy, an advanced understanding of the human atatomy that only an advanced civilization could accomplish. These crystal penises are typically found around important historical sites such as the Grand Canyon and Mount Rushmore. People digging up these crystal penises have reported visions and a burning sensation on their hands when touching them. These crystal penises are shrouded in mystery, and scientists as well as archaeologists are working around the clock to find out as much as they can, as these may have the same origins as the crystal skulls from Mayan civilization.
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I STILL CANT BELIEVE THE LONGEST PIECE OF LITERATURE EVER IS A SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL FANFICTION
Okay, let’s contextualize this, just so everyone can understand just how ridiculous this is. The entire Lord of the Rings trilogy (i.e., not counting The…
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if anybody ever wonders about my intense love if Ishimaru this is probably why
‘Star Drunk,’ a film by drunk people (by ChrisRWilsonFilm)
Written drunk. Acted drunk.this is the best thing i’ve ever seen
if you ever wondered what the voice of Finn does out of Adventure Time, here it is.
I’m so done with my life. The fact that this is literally fucking Finn the Humans voice I just- I can’t.
im cry
If you identify as a feminist I’m going to need you to stay at least 50 feet away from me, thanks.
A hoard of feminists all stand exactly 50 feet around you. Many other feminists slowly gather around, creating a large circle. You have said the wrong thing. You will never touch nor hear what these feminists have to say but they will always remain exactly 50 feet away from you in a large circle. Always. This is your fate.
Nailed it.
I’m sorry, but this is one of the best onion articles I have ever read.
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Not only does this California Kingsnake at the Moscow Zoo have two heads, it’s also an albino. Zoo officials say two-headed snakes are a one-in-a-million occurrence and usually don’t survive in the wild.
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I guess it’s time to repost my stuff.
this is the most incredible post ive ever seen
like it doesnt just miss the point, it actively takes a detour several countries away from the point
i dont think ive ever seen someone try to point out a hypocrisy and fuck it up so hard ever before. i don’t think we’ll ever see something like this again. we need to cherish this post because it may very well be the only one of its kind
