Toilet Cat
Straight White Boy Problem #734
you know when somebody says that you’re getting closer with a girl? like what does that mean? closer to hjooking up with her????? or closer into the friendzone? i asked tyler and he just kind of laughed and crushed his can of Monster in his fist so i still dont know…
THERE’S THIS WEBSITE
THAT GENERATES PUNS FOR YOU AND YOU CAN LOOK UP VIA A WORD OR PHRASE.
CHECK IT OUT, IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR HOURS.
Every day we move a little further away from God’s light
aesthetic: gay mermaid
Sooo pretty
Yr too kind my friend ✨
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ok so I met Tommy Wiseau and asked for a cheek kiss pic and he got really into it. he asked if he’d met me before and i was like “yeah once, you made fun of me for being short.” and he just totally ignores that and goes “haha you’re so beautiful can I pick you up?”
so he picks me up and starts just swinging me in circles while there’s a huge line of people waiting and I didn’t know what to do so I started singing “you are my rose” at him
not sure what else i expected from tommy. he gave me a necklace though. it says “you’re good but be better”
My friend was held in tommy wiseau’s arms.
in the arms of an angel
I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that.
I was expecting everything on earth except this shit what is this
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imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”
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I have no words.
Editor’s Note: I’m gone for a week and I come back to gay blenders. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised.