some type of adult girl

capybara:

Eating a corn 💛

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a guy call me a prude because he offered me $1000 to give him head and I still said “Hell no”. Just because I don’t want to sleep with every single skeezy guy who wants to sleep with me, doesn’t mean I’m a prude.

(submitted by anonymous)

I just made the most pathetic sound because if someone offered me $1000 for a blow job I would DEFINITELY do it no matter what a disgusting jerk he was I’m so poor oh my god I’m thinking about all the things I could by with $1000 for just a few minutes of some dudes dick in my mouth I’m

if u really wanna hurt someones feelings call them a flibbertigibbet they’ll be too ashamed to ask what it means

kathmandus:

outgrew these docs and i figured someone else would totally benefit from having them since theyre rad af 

inside the giveaway: 1 pr purple patent leather doc martins size ladies 10 (ya i know, if you have smaller feet than suck it up and wear socks theyre free shoes man) 

rules: like or reblog as many times as you wish but you MBF ME!!! ill check :) the winner will be picked on August 14th @ 12pm EST

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