October 12th, 2021 at 12:02PM

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Are any of y'all aware that there’s been four zebras loose in the Maryland suburbs for a month?

Seriously I cannot believe everyone isn’t talking about this.

One Month Later, Five Escaped Zebras Are Still Roaming the Suburbs of Maryland
A long way from their native environment of Africa, these free-roaming zebras seem to like the grass in Maryland just fine
Smithsonian Magazine

I feel like I’m going insane. There’s been five (not Four!) Zebras in Maryland unaccounted for and no one is talking about this.

Better yet, they’ve split into two groups - a duo and a trio - and if they survive the winter, which is entirely likely, professional opinion is that this could be the start of a Maryland zebra population.

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(via liathepenguinologist)

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