iwilleatyourenglish:

blessphemy:

iwilleatyourenglish:

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my gecko and i have a weird bond

but what if it poops on your head

healthy leopard geckos poop once every 1-2 days, and, when they do, they prefer to do it in the same spot in their tank every time

he poops in the early hours of the morning. i take him out in the evenings/early night.

sarah a hamster pees on your head ONE TIME… ONE TIME and then you trouble nice people with your weird phobia for the rest of your life. Look what you have wrought

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jvnpei:
“ beeblejuice:
“ Scared
”
NO!!! WH AT THE FUCK IS THAT SOMEONE GET THE FLY SWATGER
”

jvnpei:

beeblejuice:

Scared

NO!!! WH AT THE FUCK IS THAT SOMEONE GET THE FLY SWATGER

(via nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330)