I’m going to three theme parties tonight: Skanky Goth, Freaks n Geeks, and Sex Kittens…. wish me luck
Nobody wished me luck and this is what happened: 1) i got ultra mega hyper drunk 2) this guy i’d hooked up with came out to me as asexual and i was suuuuuper unsurprisedd 3) i got to kiss the girl i like and it wAS so great i fell all the way onto the floor and it was rly embarassing 4) my knees got all bloody and i look like a cool Blowjob Warrioir but actually i just crawled inside an igloo 4) i just lay on the floor with my body half way inside the refridgerator for like 10 minutes