the signs as obscure stockphotos
aries: angry woman with financial instability on her back
taurus: dashing black man holding dangerously large dorito
gemini: disgusted businessman looks at crusty corn dog
cancer: crying man is sheltering under an outdated laptop
leo: glamorous woman in bathing suit laughing at a parrot
virgo: cyber woman with corn
libra: aluminum woman fondling a computer mouse with an alluring gaze
scorpio: old punk woman with a skateboard
sagittarius: handsome man drinking coffee or tea with strong eye contact
capricorn: old rabbit man with lettuce
aquarius: woman attempting to reason with an extraterrestrial being
pisces: sleeping old man with biscuits
(via fishy-lin)