eroscestlavie:

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tag yourself i’m “i just need a hug” 

Look at my roommate’s cute lil feet

librarienne:

direcartographies:

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

(via moonry)

jadekittykat:
“ miketooch:
“ oinonio:
“ Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage?
”
Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
”
i..
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jadekittykat:

miketooch:

oinonio:

Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage?

Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…

i..

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louistomlinson-s:

You can’t just make a blog called “killharrystyles” you cUNT - Jenna

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mister-smalls:

those god damn bisexuals are so greedy, hoarding all the royal jelly for their bisexual queen.  sticking their ovipositor into anything that moves.  laying their eggs in tarantulas so their parasitic young can- wait that’s wasps?  wait what did-

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poppyspine:

releasethemurderbirds:

Today at work a four year old Japanese girl walked up to me, stroked my skirt, and softly whispered “kawaii.”

I feel like my life is complete.

you are the most blessed person i have ever spoken to.

(via moonry)

mama-baldwin:

askscientistcarlos:

CAN VEGETARIANS SUCK A DINGALING OR IS THAT CONSIDERED EATING MEAT I NEED TO KNOW THIS IS FOR SCIENCE

SCIENTIST CARLOS TACKLES THE TOUGH QUESTIONS

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clavid:
“ ogfoodnun:
“ why is he so happy
”
Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment
”

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

(via blessphemy)

usamonomi:

irontax:

usamonomi:

when someone you like says that no one likes them

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My internet isslow and I can’t see the pic, but something tells me this is the Doctor saying “I do!”

it’s hinata hajime holding an orange juice and looking sarcastically accepting of whatevers going on

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nanami-san:

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im lauhgign bc its p much the same as the final design except Very small ahoge. they probably looked at this an d said . ya man it looks gr8 and all but …………………………… but u know what this needs? it needs more ahoge

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grangerandherferret:

happy 33rd birthday, harry james potter!
31st july 1980

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