Item #: SCP-███
Object Class: Safe (?)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ is currently located in ████ ███ (see SCP-██). The object is presently in bi-monthly use and under observation in the town’s radio station.
Description: SCP-███ is an antique broadcasting microphone, appearing to date to the mid 20th century. The object possesses an as of yet indeterminate level of omniscience when used by [NAME REDACTED].
The item also may possess some telepathic suggestion power, as when [DATA EXPUNGED] haircut, the barber responsible was [DATA EXPUNGED]
yeah my warmup doodle got out of hand…
(via witchydarling)