Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??
You’re not going to heaven.
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#i swear to god theres a young mormon hotness hierarchy that determines where they get sent#when i was in slc on their temple hill the ladies directing tourists were sooooo hot#i was very high but I spent a few hours wandering around and i was like. mormonism seems really dope actually vjxdygckvv bc c