jeezypetes:

I just took a hit off my new marijuana pipe n it hurt my lungs so much i had to lie down n eat jelly beans for ten minutes:(

Btw I went to a fancier head shop to get it and the guy behind the counter was saying all kinds of lingo for the different kinds of weed inhalers like “these little ones are chitters. These are the drowlops. All these are troubadours” when i told him I didn’t know the terminology. And i was like “uh i guess I’ll take a drowlop? Haha that sounds the name of a dwarf” and the glass pipe seller man just glared at me and silently processed my purchase like truly how dare i jest