id like to play a game. on social media, you posted that youd “rather die than smoke loud before noon.” before you is a gram of my heaviest couchlock shit - fail to smoke a bowl of it before the clock strikes 12, and the device strapped to your chest will drive a spike through each of your lungs. cough and ill be a total dick about it the rest of the sesh
okay but this seems easy as hell? no matter how high youd get, you could easily SMOKE a bowl. you might have the worst high of your life and have an hour long panic attack or whatever, but physically it wouldnt be hard to smoke a bowl. you’d definitely cough and definitely get made fun of by jigsaw but that seems fair compared to railroad spikes to the lungs.
