May 7th, 2022 at 10:52AM

dangerliesbeforeyou:

it’s always ‘why did you go to the creepy vampire castle despite the fact every villager tried to warn you not to’ and never ‘how was the vampire castle?’ or ‘the vampire castle looked fun was it fun?’ 

(via hotvampireadjacent)

33,637 notes #hehehe#i texted my whole family Dracula daily and they are ignoring it bc i always send them weird stuff that they don’t like