the signs as glee plot points that were never dealt with again after their introduction but continue to haunt me
aries: dalton academy spontaneously burns to the ground
taurus: mr schue’s wife provides all the glee kids with performance-enhancing drugs
gemini: puck dates his teacher who is also his baby’s adoptive mother who is also idina menzel
cancer: steampunk adam lambert new regular
leo: sue marries herself
virgo: sue engages in psychological warfare against blaine through means such as cementing his hair to his head, taking out multiple home loans in his name to ruin his credit, and later putting a live bear in his apartment
libra: kurt gets a tattoo that says “it’s get better” changed to say “it’s got bette midler”
scorpio: mr schue forces all the glee kids to learn to twerk and sing blurred lines with him
sagittarius: senior-sophomore blaine warbler
capricorn: brittany’s dad is stephen hawking
aquarius: mr schue blackmails finn into joining glee club by planting weed in his locker, then finally admits it three years later and finn’s like “ok that’s epic”
pisces: gas leak puppet hallucination episode
(via fwodo)