June 8th, 2023 at 11:50PM

They need to invent an animal with very soft wet flesh to make animal based ma po tofu

2 notes #what I mean is i wish food innovators should stop making plant based imitations of animal products n start making cool new foods#i may be hungry
January 5th, 2023 at 3:38PM

jeezypetes:

I want Walgreens avocado sushi so bad rn sorry sorry sorry sorry

My deepest apologies but i need to add that I wouldn’t even use my hands i would use my dexterous lips to put ginger all over the top (the walgreens sushi come predrizzled with spicy mayo sauce) and then eat them like a wild hog

3 notes #soy sause and wasabi are nice but not essential and too hard to apply sans hands#i may be hungry