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Put your lazy meal in the tags

#I’m so sorry but it’s risotto and it does have chopped onion#in my defense I keep a giant bag of pre-chopped onions in thw freezerΒ 

YOUR LAZY MEAL IS RISOTTO?? WHAT’S YOUR LAZY DESSERT, A FUCKING SOUFFLE? IS YOUR GO-TO QUICK READ WAITING FOR THE BUS THE FUCKING POETIC EDDA INΒ  ITS ORIGINAL OLD NORSE?

RISOTTO?? ARE YOU AN ALIEN???

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