February 18th, 2022 at 2:55PM

ratfuck:

someone ate all the town’s cum supply!!!!! *the town villagers angrily look back towards a lethargic and bloated John Green*

(via berrytart)

15,370 notes #i like how he keeps getting bullied on here long after he’s gone#its like part of our culture. also I don’t think there’s anything morally wrong with bullying an adult celebrity on an irrelevant platform