The security guard i snitched on lasted ~1 week of kinda wearing his mask, sometimes, & now he’s back to his old maskless ways… I don’t wanna snitch again so my new plan is to give him food poisoning
If that fails I’m summoning evil spirits to torment him
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#i dont want to get him fired i just want to ruin his life and make him regret his choices#honestly he deserves food poisoning for his hairstyle alone#its. this very long greasy blond ponytail that he wears with like six hairties evenly spaced down its length?#like hes trying to turn it into a single dreadlock? its horrifying