pseudomantis:

People are trying the ‘Candy & cream diet’

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sunmiyah:

Tkay Maidza - You Sad

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asker

Anonymous asked: dad! I heard that you managed to bag an entire therapist (congrats) do they have any tips on how to express negative emotions if you can't find a joke for the occasion? bc your girl took the midnight struggle bus to Repressedville

c3rvida3:

Are you trying to illegally download therapy?

mayordog:
“ a warning
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mayordog:

a warning

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