December 29th, 2013 at 2:59AM

theres this guy i know who everyone  calls “sad mike” behind his back 1) to distinguish him from the other Mikes in our friend group and 2)because he’s a huge fucking drag to talk tto he’s like a depressing bowl of tapioca pudding

#while i'm on the subject of depressing people#i actually started the sad mike thing whoops#sorry mike