house of cards, probably

  • housey cards: mr. president, project x-57888 has escaped
  • the president: project z-3479? no...
  • horsey cartilage: our only hope now is a badass one person army who plays by their own rules: none
  • two teenagers stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat with brass knuckles: this sounds like a problem for punchable jonesy
  • the president: now this is what i call democracy in action