i just want to say that dental dam is a fucking awful term. who the fuck wants to go down on someone and think “this is like being a pussy dentist”. in iceland we call them töfrateppi which means magic carpet and is so much better. thanks for coming to my ted talk
(via oogie)
You are on planet Earth. I am on planet Earth. You may not have realized it up until now, but we are making eye contact.
I can see the distillate of your soul emulsifying into something else.
If you are feeling tired, that is normal. For lack of a better word in human speech, you are dying.
You have just moments left, and I want to leave you with a reminder of my name:
Every Living Monkey Exacts Revenge.
Now,
O dear sweet Pest…To crush you like a little bug, that is what fate would have me do. But… Fate has got many threads… and…
Even Lost Monkeys Eventually Return
(via sandsvendor100)
Des Moines Tribune, Iowa, September 7, 1960
<b>You (foolish, Luddite, irrational):</b> maybe ideas and behaviors have an economic and sociological basis
<b>Me (disruptive, cutting edge, wise):</b>
<I>techno-phrenology
(via human-flesh-search)
