Y did a porn blog just follow me I haven’t tagged anything n*fw in like ten years
Anonymous asked: your fav childhood memory?
Not paying bills
the only way i know how to flirt is by being mean to people. the only way i know how to make friends is by being mean to people. im gonna be at a job interview a few years from now and they’re gonna be like “hello how are you doing” and im gonna be like “probably better than you, wow, ever heard of moisturizer”
