the sign's as dril tweets,

  • aries: are you having a crap of me mate?? Are you, having a crap of me mate
  • taurus: im sorry to everyone who has ever wanted me to apologize to them for something, and im sorry for apologizing tio you if you didnt need me to
  • gemini: maybe sometimes both sides... are good and bad at the same time??? im sorry if im doing this wrong. it is difficult to write
  • cancer: ((SPILLING BLOOD ALL OVER KEYBOARD) THIS IS WHAT U WANT. THIS IS WHAT U FUCKING BASTARDS WANT RIGHT (1 WEEK LATER) WHY ARE THE KEYS STICKING
  • leo: i may be a dim-witted narcissist but at least i hafve really good opinions about life and other things
  • virgo: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
  • libra: i feel a good balance of nice energy & rude energy cioming through the monitor at me, and i think i will stay online for about 3 more hours.
  • scorpio: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like "oh tortures bad","its ineffective" fuck off
  • sagittarius: i vow to continue improving my Posture uuntil my chest consumes the earth
  • capricorn: i have no idea how that turd got on your ceiling, but it definitely didn't fly out of my shorts while iwas doing a backflip!
  • aquarius: im an exhausting person to be around but once you get to knnow me im actually a giant shithead with irredeemable mouth
  • pisces: im going to close my account for uhhh 90 seconds until yyou fucking people learn how to engage content creators in a meaningful handsome way

rate-my-reptile:

princesstsukimi:

meet elliot!! now that he’s got a name i feel like he can be properly introduced
my sweet baby…

Som children are lummpey 9.8/10 Such as thiss

(via king-small-deactivated20230615)

twispicalstephen:
“ sunset shimmer and twilight sparkle as requested by rarityismywaifu c;
squeezed this in between commissions;;
”

twispicalstephen:

sunset shimmer and twilight sparkle as requested by rarityismywaifu c;

squeezed this in between commissions;; 

(via mavdpie-remade)

mandesevilkingdom:
“ My little pony G3 Perfectly Pony/Rainbow Ponies - Shenanigans
”

mandesevilkingdom:

My little pony G3  Perfectly Pony/Rainbow Ponies - Shenanigans

(via glownshowpony)

igglooaustralia:
“ Nicki Minaj Covers New York Time’s Magazine. When asked, here’s what She had to say about the Miley Cyrus Situation
”

igglooaustralia:

Nicki Minaj Covers New York Time’s Magazine. When asked, here’s what She had to say about the Miley Cyrus Situation

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(via overblush)

badrwholf:

I ain’t from round here,
I’m from another… DIMENSION

(via mrimmortal)

handsomedogs:
“Trixie & Daisy, sisters forever 💕
”

handsomedogs:

Trixie & Daisy, sisters forever 💕

(via handsomedogs)

handsomedogs:
“Quez my little pekeingese buddy! His hobbies include basking in the sun and eating peanut butter off a spoon. 😊
”

handsomedogs:

Quez my little pekeingese buddy! His hobbies include basking in the sun and eating peanut butter off a spoon. 😊

(via shiningjustfory0u)

cuteosphere:
“lonely space unigoat
”

aizoenoria:

#blackout

(via werewolve)