I forgot to tell me coworker who’s name I’m not 100% sure of that i loved her mothman earrings …. if ur out there maybe kaitlin i saw ur mothman earrings and i loved them
T/F the idea of “opening up” to ppl is west coast nonsense
If you ever make sustained eye contact with me please know that there is a voice in my head chanting “be normal be normal be normal be normal be normal” the entire time & also that i am suffering
U ever kiss a girl so good you remember a dream you had years ago, before u even met her? And not a sexy dream either, a simple and lovely one, where you walked up a steep hill on a street that turned sharply to the right so you couldn’t see the top? And it was raining gently, and the trees and bushes that line the street are so close, and green, and fresh? And it’s garbage day, and all the houses have put out old furniture and piles of household items like baskets and children’s toys and they’re all getting wet in the rain, and you inspect them idly as you go up the hill, not looking for anything in particular? And the dream ends but you’re still kissing her?
Anyone else want to be devoured by wild beasts? Not in a sexual way?
Sometimes when I’m feeling bad I’ll press the heels of my palms into my closed eyes, lean forward and hold my forehead in my hands like a bowl made of bone. And I think about how everything that I am, my memories and thoughts and identity, are a bowl of warm pudding that i am holding in my hands. It does not help, like at all
Love how borage seed oil moisturizes without looking greasy do not love how it makes my face smell like undercooked chicken
Some ppl like to havd sex with one another. I like to scratch bug bites until they bleed. Just different strolx for different folx i guess
This is good but there should be a second pucture where the cat is eagerly gobbling up the antipedressants so i could be like “when i was 15 n my doctors made me start taking ssris versus now” n it would be a humorous relateble mental illness post
(via dongboss)
ok in honor of my blogs first birthday i just queued up 43 of my past text post to get published over the course of the next yweek… prepare ur reblog buttons for some high quality humorus and relatable oroignal content
I wanna live in a world where kissing on the lips is as socially acceptable among friends as hugging is here! I wanna give all my friends big juicy smooches! I wanna give the relatives I dislike dry, unpleasant lip brushes! I wanna give the people I’m flirting with kisses that linger a little too long and could perhaps mean something more?! I give hugging a B- kissing is an A+
I was up til five am doing dumb time wastey things until I finally got myself together enough to finish & submit my cover letter but I was so exhausted my vision was blurry and I’m terrified there were typos in it and then I came upstairs to go to bed but I forgot there’s been a pile of clean laundry on my bed since yesterday so I just kinda shoved it down to the foot of the bed and curled up above it and that’s why I don’t deserve happiness