Building a planned Presbyterian community directly next to the planned Catholic community of Ave Maria, FL and using my private militia of clerical-tartan clad calvinist rent-a-cops as well as corporate espionage to harrass the private militia of Ave Maria, forcing them to escalate their security spending and direct all resources from running the Catholic university that is the economic basis of the town into effecting total surveillance and social control, creating an environment of panopticism and paranoia in the once-idyllic community while destabilizing its economy and draining its founder, Domino’s pizza CEO Tom Monaghan, of the resources necessary to sustain Ave Maria, finally effecting its complete collapse and restructuring, much like the Soviet Union at the end of the cold war, my private army of iconoclasts will then storm the community, destroying the blasphemous oratorium and smashing images of the saints, replacing the lavish mansions and quaint local businesses with simple wooden huts where dour-faced puritan families will sing simple monophonic chants and profess doctrines of such utter humility,
(via lakevida)