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I really really hated my last job not gonna go into the long details but like it was a real shit show. My boss was kinda understanding about most things as long as you like mad up hours you missed cuz we were super understaffed. It was kinda cold and I just really didn’t wanna go to work so I lied and said I got an abortion so I could take 4 days off work and get paid for them. But my boss has a big mouth and told everyone about my fake abortion so I had to act outraged and cry and went as far as acting sick and really tired . Like I fully committed to the bit and like 2 days later she took me aside in the office and like cried holding my hands saying she was so sorry it got out and begging my not to sue her she ended up giving me a “gift basket” with chocolates a pandora necklace a gift card with a check in it and a packet from the owners lawyers basically asking me not to sue them. She also gave me a full paid week off after I signed and even got me an Uber home since I was “still sick”. the check was for 12k. I’m taking this to the grave.