October 7th, 2015 at 2:21AM

I wanted to put chocolate sauce on my pancakes without any of my roommates noticing and asking for some, so I tried to be syruptitious

2 notes #get it#do you get it#pun#ok im really sleeping now
August 17th, 2015 at 12:19AM
  • me flirting: it would be an honour to die by your hand
1,377 notes #get it
June 2nd, 2015 at 11:36PM

Whats the name of the anime where the protagonist has pink hair. And her friends are, a tomboyish girl with short hair, a quiet one with long black hair, and a rich one w blonde pigtails

#get it#its funny bc i just described like 8 animes#it came up bc i started a new one exactly like this#n im p excited
February 18th, 2015 at 12:37AM

Agatha is climbing around on her plant rn it’s really incredible how dexterous she is when her whole body is just One Big Foot

3 notes #omfg if I get another I should name it yeti#get it#bigfoot
June 22nd, 2013 at 12:43AM

witchydarling:

feeding sparrows on the mall in DC
this is a really nice day
I wish every day could be spent like this

yes i agree

i think that should be my summer job

fattening up city birds to improve nutrition for the homeless

4 notes #get it#cuz homeless people eat birds i guess#is this offensive