damnit i FUCKED UP now everyone knows im not really working on my nonfic paper
the ol’ razzle dazzle
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Cool Names For You To Name Your Children
- Farquaad
- Farquaad II
- Farquaad III
- Farquaad IV
- Farquaad V
You could call them the farsquaad
i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on
i saw this video on facebook with the caption “can a gum commercial make you cry in one minute” and snorted and 55 seconds later i’m crying
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Japanese “Cutie Mark Crusaders” - My Little Pony: Tomodachi wa Mahou (S1E18) (by Kredke Ancientpony)
(via the-noravirus)
what if when Homestuck ends Hussie posts a message saying “now you are prepared" and a link to a download. you download it and find it contains sburb.zip. you unzip the folder and run sburb.exe. it begins to install a number of files onto your computer. you inspect each file to find that they are all pictures of Nicolas Cage
Or horses. I feel like he might do horses.
(via funeral-gnome)
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
