so they could replicate this nightmare fuck party alien cartoon character but they cant get a goldfish in a bowl
Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde
Once upon a time I just thought she was hot. Turns out she’s also fucking awesome. Painfully in love.
(via sempiternus-noctem)
i’m getting teary-eyed writing this internship application essay about how much i love the national zoo i need to start taking my birth control again and maybe go to bed
I always like to think of myself as cool and powerful and not caring about other people but again and again I prove to myself that my heart is made of applesauce and I can’t hurt peoples feeling without hating myself even if it was the Roght Thing To do
Lego Batman is more of a dick than regular Batman.
I love Lego Batman more than I do regular Batman.
(via vulpinecyanide)
did she get a haircut
(via blessphemy)
my ta noticed me leaving recitation early so shes not giving me credit for attendance why why whwy why how does she even know who i am the only reason people go to that class is because its part of our genetics grade we literally dont do anything i just wanted to go home and take a nap before my next class why