nilvoid:
“ datarep:
“Combined faces of the UK Members of Parliament
”
Lord Fauntleroy Gormfuck
”

nilvoid:

datarep:

Combined faces of the UK Members of Parliament

Lord Fauntleroy Gormfuck

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mautlyn:

but yeah it does seem that most het men aren’t even attracted to women lol they find women in their natural state repulsive, they find the female body as it naturally exists repulsive and make all kinds of crude jokes about ugly vaginas etc even TO the women they date sometimes, but they are turned on by the power they can wield over women and that’s why they’re so attracted to hyperfemininity and sex dolls and hurting women, they’re attracted to dehumanization and degradation of women…male heterosexuality in our society is mostly sadism

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iguanamouth:
“dundeey:
“is there a word for an emotion stronger than fear
” ”

iguanamouth:

dundeey:

is there a word for an emotion stronger than fear

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deducecanoe:

dailydot:

bookshop:

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Long post alert: it was too good not to reblog. 

I can’t. I do YA ordering and this is eleventy accurate

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six60d:

What the media won’t be showing you.

six60d urnasty 666hella 437k wolfxtrip bijoumami ruinedbaby

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uwuculture:
“What about you, Piglet? What’s it going to be? Loyalty to your country, or loyalty to me? Your country, or your old mentor? The mission, or your beliefs? Your duty to your unit, or your personal feelings? You don’t know the truth yet....

uwuculture:

What about you, Piglet? What’s it going to be? Loyalty to your country, or loyalty to me? Your country, or your old mentor? The mission, or your beliefs? Your duty to your unit, or your personal feelings? You don’t know the truth yet. But sooner or later you’ll have to choose.

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schmaltzzy:

Rest in power Tony.


3/6/2015
Unarmed 19-year old Anthony Robinson was shot 5 times in the chest and killed by the Madison Police Department. Reports between the police and the youth’s friends differ, but it is clear he was unarmed. Few details are currently known, but this police murder is in the same vein as what happened to Michael Brown in Ferguson, Eric Garner in New York, and Dontre Hamilton in Milwaukee. Given the racial disparities in Madison, we have known our city is no different. Young Gifted and Black will continue to fight against this state violence against Black people and for justice for Anthony Robinson. People are currently rallying at the corner of Willy St. and Few St.

Jack Spaulding, 17, of Madison, said he was a “best friend” of the man killed and came to the scene as soon as he heard.

Spaulding described his friend as “one of the happiest people I know.”

Spaulding said he and his friends, including the victim, called the area of Williamson Street “The Block” and frequently hung out together and skateboarded in the area.

“I still can’t even fully wrap my head around this.”

Read more: http://host.madison.com/news/local/crime_and_courts/year-old-dead-after-being-shot-by-madison-police-officer/article_2a474f2b-1d94-562b-8bf9-0c5ea86d8d49.html#ixzz3TftCx7ma

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jackaloper:
“thethespacecoyote:
“I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people
”
*straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey
”

jackaloper:

thethespacecoyote:

I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people

*straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey

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asker

Anonymous asked: How do you even prep lizard eggs? I used to work with reptiles, and one of our female snakes would lay unfertilized eggs all the time. Could we have eaten those too, or are lizard eggs just special?

iguanamouth:

at least once a year i end up tal k ing about eating lizard eggs and Now Is the Time

first up you could probably honestly eat most types of eggs as long as you arent squeamish about it  BU T.… i sort of had. inspiration - someone two years ago asked me what i was going to DO with the eggs around this same time, when wasabi was clutching again, like “what are you doing with the eggs are you going to eat them?”

and it had never even crossed my mind like ??? EAT the eggs ??? why the hell not ??? what else am i going with 50 lizard eggs thatll never hatch

and so i . started looking up recipes, or at least How To Prepare iguana eggs - there arent a TON of results, but apparently you can actually order them as appetizers in certain south american restaurants - a lot of other cultures where green iguanas originate from have meals centered around the rest of the iguana too (actually. the first green iguana pet care book i ever saw was written in the 1940s, and the very first page was a recipe for female iguana)

since the eggs, like a lot of reptile eggs, are softshelled, you cant exactly crack them open and scramble the yolks - instead youve got to boil the eggs, and even afterwards they stay pretty soft ! the shell clings to the yolk like rubber, and you can either peel it off or scrape it off with your teeth

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 iguana eggs are EXTREMELY rich, and the eggs contain almost No Whites, so just a few of them can really uhhh. satisfy your craving for . lizard eggs. jesus. i threw them all in a bowl and put tomato sauce on them and they were DELICIOUS. id eat em again. and i probably will, if wasabi keeps being a Thing that i take care of for the next fifteen years. maybe she considers the eggs as overdue rent. i accept.

tr1ple-sp1ral:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

a craved mineral

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  • girlfriend: babe come over
  • Me: i can't i'm climbing up nearly 90 degree slopes to reach salt deposits on the mountainside
  • girlfriend: my parents aren't home
  • Me: i crave that mineral

grinderman2:

friend: why do you climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off of mountainsides?
me: i crave that mineral

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THIS IS ALL THE STUDYING IVE DONE IN THE PAST 2 HOURS FUCKING SLAUGHTER MY ASS

THIS IS ALL THE STUDYING IVE DONE IN THE PAST 2 HOURS FUCKING SLAUGHTER MY ASS